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12 January 2009 @ 08:27 pm
THE MASTER'S NOT A RAPIST, HE'S JUST A MASS MURDERER  
YOU DO KNOW WE ACTUALLY HAD ALL THESE CONVERSATIONS AGES AGO.



BY THE WAY I DO KNOW ABOUT THE FORMATTING, I DID TRY BUT LJ SCREWS IT UP. ARGH NOW THE CUT IS SCREWY.

(17:22) Claudia:    ANNA.        THE OTHER NIGHT
        I WAS REWATCHING LAST YEARS BIG FAT QUIZ OF THE YEAR(17:22) Anna:    OOH
(17:22) Claudia:    WHERE NOEL FIELDING WAS WEARING THE CAPE
        AND I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING
(17:22) Anna:    I HAVEN'T SEEN IT SO I DUNNO
(17:22) Claudia:    "THE MASTER'S NOT A RAPIST, HE'S JUST A MASS MURDERER"
        OH OKAY
(17:23) Anna:    AHAHAH
        I WILL HAVE TO FIND IT
(17:23) Claudia:    IT'S REALLY FUNNY
        IT'S ON YOUTUBE
(17:23) Anna:    YAY
        ALSO
        I HAVE DECIDED THAT THE MAIN DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THIS AND GROWING UP CULLEN (BESIDE FANDOMS) IS THE LACK OF DIALOGUE
        WE MUST WRITE THEIR CRACKISH CONVERSATIONS
(17:25) Claudia:    YES
        ALSO
        I'VE BEEN THINKING
        I THINK WE SHOULD MAKE AN LJ COMMUNITY  [HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA]
        WHERE WE JUST SHARE OUR CRACK WITH THE WORLD
(17:25) Anna:    I THINK THAT WOULD BE FRIGHTENING
(17:25) Claudia:    AND WE COULD CALL IT A REALLY STUPID NAME
        AND WE'D BE THE ONLY MEMBERS
(17:25) Anna:    LET US MAKE SOME MORE CRACK FIRST
        YEEEES
        I WAS WONDERING
        WHAT THE DOCTOR GOT THE MASTER FOR CHRISTMAS
        I THINK HE GOT HIM LEATHER GLOVES THAT WERE VELVET INSIDE
(17:26) Claudia:    .... MAN.
        THOSE SOUND LIKE SOME NICE GLOVES
(17:26) Anna:    YEEES
        THE MASTER THOUGHT SO TOO
        "OMG"
(17:27) Claudia:    HE WORE THEM AROUND FOR WEEKS
(17:27) Anna:    "EVERYTHING BE FEELING LIKE VELVET"
(17:27) Claudia:    UNTIL HE GOT CURRY SAUCE ALL AROUND THE HEM
(17:27) Anna:    NOOOO
(17:27) Claudia:    AND THE DOCTOR PULLED THEM OFF WHILST HE WAS SLEEPING
        WITH TONGS
(17:27) Anna:    YESSS
(17:28) Claudia:    THE MASTER GOT THE DOCTOR SOCKS OR SOMETHING
(17:28) Anna:    I THOUGHT YOU SAID SEX TOYS
(17:28) Claudia:    EITHER REALLY SHITTY OR REALLY INNAPROPRIATE
        OH SO I DID
(17:28) Anna:    THEY WERE BOTH SOCKS AND SEX TOYS
(17:28) Claudia:    HE HID THE SEX TOYS INSIDE THE SOCKS
        KINDA LIKE IN HARRY POTTER
(17:29) Anna:    YES
(17:29) Claudia:    ONLY HARRY DIDN'T GIVE DOBBY, UH ...
        ACTUALLY I WONT GO THERE
(17:29) Anna:    ....
(17:29) Claudia:    IM SO SORRY.
(17:29) Anna:    THANK YOU FOR THAT IMAGE
        THE GREAT TIME LORD IN THE SKY DOES *NOT* FORGIVE YOU  [LOL YOU MISSED THIS BIT FOLKS]
(17:29) Claudia:    ;
        ;__________________________;
(17:29) Anna:    PENANCE
        PENANCE
(17:30) Claudia:    LOL
(17:30) Anna:    HE WILL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU ARE CRACKISH ENOUGH
(17:30) Claudia:    SO I SHALL BE
        OH GOD
        I HAD THE GREATEST IDEA IN MY PHYSICS EXAM YESTERDAY
        I'M GOING TO MAKE IT
(17:31) Anna:    OOH
(17:31) Claudia:    HANG ON
(17:31) Anna:    I THINK WHEN THE MASTER RETURNS (THERE IS NO IF ABOUT IT)
        IT WILL BE WITH LASER SCREWDRIVER MK. II
        WHICH IS LIKE A METRE LONG


[PICTURE MADE LATER ON MS WORD BY ANNA]
(17:32) Claudia:    AND THE DOCTOR WILL SNIGGER
        AND TAKE HIM BACK IN TIME
(17:32) Anna:    AND JACK IS ALL I THINK HE IS OVERCOMPENSATING A LITTLE
(17:32) Claudia:    IN ORDER TO MEET FREUD
        PRECISELY.
(17:32) Anna:    AND THE DOCTOR IS ALL ACTUALLY HE'S NOT
        NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT
        AND JACK IS ALL AND HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS
(17:32) Claudia:    AND EVERYONE WOULD BE SILENT
(17:32) Anna:    AND THE DOCTOR'S LIKE
        BECAUSE OF MY LEARNINGS
        AND I'M A TIME LORD AND SHIT
        I KNOW STUFF
        AND JACK IS JUST LIKE OH, OKAY WHILE EVERYONE ELSE STARES
(17:33) Claudia:    THEY KNOW HE'S LYING
        THEY JUST DON'T HAVE THE HEART
        TO TELL JACK
(17:33) Anna:    EVERYONE EXCEPT JACK
        YES
        BECAUSE JACK'S SELF ESTEEM IS VERY FRAGILE
(17:34) Claudia:    INDEED
(17:35) Anna:    I THINK ON THE VALIANT THEY PRACTISED THEIR BAND THING
(17:35) Claudia:    THEY PLAYED GLASTONBURY
(17:35) Anna:    AND THEY WERE ALWAYS TWANGING AWAY ON GUITARS AND STUFF
(17:35) Claudia:    OFC THAT HAPPENED THAT YEAR
(17:35) Anna:    AND EVERYONE IS LIKE
        KEEP IT DOWN IN THERE
(17:35) Claudia:    THEY WERE THE HEADLINE ACT
(17:35) Anna:    I THINK THEY SAY THIS A LOT
        FOR OTHER THINGS
(17:36) Claudia:    AND THE ONLY OTHERS PLAYING WERE LIKE, JAY-Z
        BECAUSE THAT WAS HILARIOUS
        BUT THEN HE WAS SHOT.
(17:36) Anna:    OH DEAR
(17:37) Claudia:    WHAT A SHAME.
(17:37) Anna:    I THINK THE MASTER WROTE TWILIGHT
        HE IS REALLY STEPHENIE MEYER
(17:37) Claudia:    OH YES
(17:37) Anna:    THIS IS ONE OF HIS CUNNING DISGUISES
(17:37) Claudia:    EDWARD IS A SELF INSERT
        AND ONLY THE DOCTOR REALISES
(17:37) Anna:    THE DOCTOR IS BELLA
(17:37) Claudia:    HE'S BELLA BTW
        YES
(17:37) Anna:    AHAHA
(17:38) Claudia:    HE SPENT FOREVER PRACTISING HER SNEER
(17:38) Anna:    HAHA
(17:38) Claudia:    THEY MADE SPOOFS OF THE MOVIE
        WHICH IS ACTUALLY THE *REAL* MOVIE
(17:38) Anna:    YEEEES
(17:38) Claudia:    WITH REALLY BAD SPECIAL EFFECTS
        AND JACK WAS THE CAMERAMAN
(17:38) Claudia:    AND IT'S ALL SHAKY
        BECAUSE HE COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THE DOCTOR IN A WIG
(17:39) Anna:    HAHA
        EM
        I AM TRYING TO THINK OF CRACK
(17:40) Claudia:    ME TOO
        BUT IT'S JUST NOT COMING
(17:40) Anna:    NOOOO
(17:40) Claudia:    ALTHOUGH I DID HAVE THE IDEA EARLIER
        TO EXPLAIN MERLIN IN MACRO FORM
        AND IT WAS ALL HILARIOUS IN MY HEAD
        CAUSE IT WOULD BE CROSSED OVER WITH DW
        BUT NOW I DON'T REMEMBER IT
(17:41) Anna:    NOO
[LOL SNIP]
        OH DEAR
        I HAVE A COUGH
(17:56) Claudia:    ME TOO ]:
(17:56) Anna:    NOOO
        DO TIME LORDS GET COUGHS
        OR COLDS FOR THAT MATTER
(17:56) Claudia:    ONE TIME
        THE MASTER GOT FLU
        AND HE WAS AWFUL
(17:57) Anna:    I CAN IMAGINE THE MASTER LYING IN BED WITH MAN FLU
        OH GOD
(17:57) Claudia:    BUT THE DOCTOR MADE HIM SOUP ALL THE TIME
(17:57) Anna:    I THINK WE READ EACH OTHER'S MINDS AGAIN
        OH WAIT
        LIGHT FLICKERED
(17:57) Claudia:    AND THE MASTER JUST LAY THERE
        MUTTERING
(17:57) Anna:    WHAAAAAT
(17:57) Claudia:    LOL
(17:57) Anna:    AH BRB
        MY EYES SEEM TO BE BURNING -________-
        OW
(17:58)    Anna has changed his/her status to Be Right Back
(17:58) Claudia:    OH NOES
(18:00)    Anna has changed his/her status to Online
(18:00) Anna:    BACK
        I'M FINE
        IT JUST... SURPRISED MY EYES
(18:02) Claudia:    WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENED?
(18:02) Anna:    EM WELL
        THERE IS LIGHT IN THE KITCHEN
        THAT SEEMS TO BE SORT OF... HANGING OUT
        BUT WE'RE WAITING TILL DAD GETS BACK TO SORT IT
        BECAUSE HE IS LEARNED IN SUCH MATTERS
        AND ALSO THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN REACH
(18:04) Claudia:    AH OK
(18:04) Anna:    ANYWAY
        THE MASTER
        HE HAS A TEDDY BEAR
(18:05) Claudia:    ONE HE MADE
        AT ONE OF THOSE BUILD-A-BEAR FACTORIES
(18:05) Anna:    YES
        IT HAS A LITTLE BLACK SUIT
        AND A LITTLE WHITE SHIRT
        AND A LITTLE BLACK TIE
        AND A LITTLE LASER SCREWDRIVER
        OH MY GOD
(18:05) Claudia:    CANON.
(18:06) Anna:    HE GOT A DOCTOR ONE TOO AND THAT IS WHERE THAT SUIT CAME FROM
        DOBBY'S SUIT
        SO POOR BEAR!DOCTOR IS NEKKID RIGHT NOW
(18:06) Claudia:    HAHA
(18:07) Anna:    THE MASTER HAS FUN PLAYING WITH BEAR!MASTER AND BEAR!DOCTOR
        ARRANGING THEM
        AND THE DOCTOR WALKS IN AND IS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
(18:08) Claudia:    HE TAKES PHOTOS OF THEM
(18:08) Anna:    YESS
(18:08) Claudia:    AND POSTS THEM AS A STORY ON HIS BLOG
        OR MAKES MOVIES
(18:08) Anna:    YES
(18:08) Claudia:    CAUSE I THINK WE ALREADY DISCUSSED HIS VLOG
(18:08) Anna:    WHEN HE IS WRITING ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED THAT DAY
        AND WHERE THEY WENT
        AND WHAT THEY GOT UP TO
        IT IS ALL LOVINGLY RECREATED IN BEAR FORM
(18:09) Claudia:    ONCE THE DOCTOR WALKED IN
        AND SPOILT THE PICTURES
        AND THE MASTER WENT APESHIT
        "BUT MY VIEWERS WONT UNDERSTAND!"
        "WE MET THE GIANTS LAST WEEK"
(18:10) Anna:    YEEEES
(18:10) Claudia:    "IT'S ALREADY HARD ENOUGH, WITH A BLOG THAT'S NOT IN LINEAR ORDER!"
        "THEY DON'T HAVE A TIMEZONE TO SUIT US!"
(18:10) Anna:    THIS IS THE GREAT GOD AHHYUYHHXH
        WE WHUPPED HIS ASS
(18:10) Claudia:    DAMN STRAIGHT.
(18:10) Anna:    WHILE THE DOCTOR IS STILL LIKE
        WHUT


[PICTURE MADE LATER ON MS WORD BY CLAUDIA. SHE STARTED THIS WHOLE MS WORD THING.]
(18:11) Claudia:    BRB
(18:11) Anna:    OK
(18:12) Claudia:    BACK
(18:12) Anna:    YAY
        UM
        WELL
        IF THE MASTER HAS A BLOG
        AND DEVIANTART
        AND YOUTUBE
        AND STUFF
        WHAT DOES THE DOCTOR HAVE
(18:14) Claudia:    HE HAS A PUPPET!BLOG
(18:14) Anna:    FF.NET
        I AM SURE
(18:14) Claudia:    USED TO SPY ON THE MASTER
        OH GOD
(18:14) Anna:    YES
(18:14) Claudia:    HE WRITES FANFIC
        OMG
        OMG
(18:14) Anna:    YEEEES
(18:14) Claudia:    OMG
(18:15) Anna:    FOR WHICH FANDOMS
(18:15) Claudia:    WHAT ARE THEIR FANDOMS?!!!
(18:15) Anna:    HIS OWN OBVIOUSLY
        UM
        AGATHA CHRISTIE
        SHAKESPEARE
(18:15) Claudia:    YES YES
(18:15) Anna:    THESE COUNT
(18:15) Claudia:    HARRY POTTER
(18:15) Anna:    UM
(18:15) Claudia:    OH GOD
(18:15) Anna:    *YES*
(18:15) Claudia:    SHIP WARS
        SHIIIIIIP WAAAAARS
(18:15) Anna:    HE STARTS THEM
        HE FLAMES
        ALL THE TIME
        BUT KEEPS CHANGING ACCOUNTS
(18:15) Claudia:    HE DELIBERATELY GOES INTO THE WRONG COMMUNITY
(18:15) Anna:    YEEEES
        HE DOESN'T PUT THINGS UNDER CUTS
(18:16) Claudia:    HUGE IMAGES
(18:16) Anna:    HE HAS WENT BACK TO HIS INTERNET TROLLING DAYS
(18:16) Claudia:    NSFW IMAGES
        OF THE DOCTOR
(18:16) Anna:    RICKROLLING
(18:16) Claudia:    IN THE DOCTOR'S GRAPHICS COMMUNITY
(18:16) Anna:    YES
(18:16) Claudia:    HE'S RICKROLLED THE TARDIS
        HE KEEPS ON ADDING IT TO THE DOCTOR'S PLAYLIST
        ONCE
        HE REPLACED IT WITH ALL THE SONGS ON HIS IPOD
(18:17) Anna:    YEEES
(18:17) Claudia:    BUT NAMED ALL THE OTHER SONGS HE HAD PREVIOUSLY
(18:17) Anna:    WHAT DOES THE DOCTOR HAVE ON HIS IPOD
(18:17) Claudia:    OH GOD
        I JUST WENT "HIT ME WITH YOUR RHYTHM STICK
        HIT MEEE!"
        IN MY HEAD
(18:17) Anna:    HAHA
(18:17) Claudia:    AND I IMMEDIATELY LEPT TO FIGHT CLUB
(18:18) Anna:    RHYTHM STICK
(18:18) Claudia:    YOU KNOW THEY TRIED TO START THEIR OWN
(18:18) Anna:    IT SOUNDS LIKE IT MEANS SONIC SCREWDRIVER
        SONIC
        RHYTHM
        YEAH
(18:18) Claudia:    OF COURSE
(18:19) Anna:    AH
        I NEED TO HAVE DINNER
        BRB
(18:19)    Anna has changed his/her status to Away
(18:19) Claudia:    KK
(19:46) Anna:    I HAVE FINALLY RETURNED
(19:46) Claudia:    WAHEY
(19:46) Anna:    :D
        UM, WELL
        THE DOCTOR'S IPOD
        UHH...
(19:47) Claudia:    HE HAS A TOUCH
        WITH ALL THE HACKS
(19:47) Anna:    YEEEES
        ALSO
        I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT THESE HACKS
        BECAUSE I HAVE ONE
(19:47) Claudia:    AWESOME.
        BUT APPARENTLY THEY ONLY WORK FOR THE FIRST ONE
(19:48) Anna:    THAT'S WHAT I HAVE
        BUT IT WAS *UPGRADED*
        I DOWNLOADED THE NEW STUFF
        BUT THE ACTUAL MODEL IS THE ORIGINAL
(19:49) Claudia:    NICENICENICE
(19:49) Anna:    YES
        I PAID FOR IT
        D:
(19:49) Claudia:    :-O
(19:49) Anna:    AND I SORT OF WISH
        THAT I'D SPENT A LITTLE MORE AND GOT THE 16GB INSTEAD OF 8GB
(19:50)    Claudiaen again, Ninjas! has added files to your sharing folder.
(19:50) Anna:    BECAUSE 8GB IS NOT NEARLY BIG ENOUGH
(19:50) Claudia:    I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL
(19:50) Anna:    WHAT IS THIS INTERESTING WORD DOCUMENT HERE
(19:50) Claudia:    I HAVE A 2GB (LOL) NANO AND I NEED A NEW ONE
        ALSO IT HAS ABOUT 2 HOURS ONLY OF BATTERY TIME
        AH I GOTTA GO
        FOOD
        BYYYYYE